We the Penguins

We, the Penguins: Tales from the Frozen Fringe - Tariffs, Tech Dreams, and Total Penguin Sass!

Ever wondered what's brewing on a sub-Antarctic island 4000 km from anywhere? Turns out, it's a potent cocktail of penguin indignation, surprisingly ambitious tech ventures, and a whole lot of attitude! From a formal condemnation of international trade policies (as only a penguin can deliver) to a hilariously spiteful cancellation of their burgeoning semiconductor empire, "We the Penguins" offers a unique and utterly absurd perspective on global events. Meet Scoots McToots, the penguin leader demanding representation, and dive into the surprisingly complex social dynamics of macaroni, rockhopper, and king penguins (plus the occasional bewildered emperor). If you're tired of the same old news and crave a dose of icy irony and feathered fury, this zine is your passport to the hilarious happenings on Heard Island. Warning: May cause uncontrollable squawking and a sudden urge to protest unfair tariffs on fish.